My Life is Absurd

It must be my birth control because all of the sudden I am hyper aware of male bodies all around me and I appreciate masculine beauty …

Sorry if I ogled you…

What’s wrong with me…

tennants-hair:

imagininglive:

tennants-hair:

things that make cute boys even cuter

  • dark hair and light-coloured eyes
  • glasses
  • reading harry potter
  • extensive knowledge about satanic rituals and blood sacrifices
  • playing a musical instrument

one isn’t like the others

you’re right dark hair and light eyes are innate natural characteristics

jagerbombbitch:

really bro

jagerbombbitch:

really bro

crasha-bandicoot:

It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.

crasha-bandicoot:

It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.

holybazookas:

This was on my desks calculator when I came into College Algebra this morning.

holybazookas:

This was on my desks calculator when I came into College Algebra this morning.

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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dyke:

this person.

dyke:

this person.