My Life is Absurd

timothydelaghetto:

stacksbreadup:

So real

lmao NO WAY

FALSE. The text clearly says a birthday/anniversary and in the picture there is a bride and groom, suggesting they are getting married therefore how could it be their anniversary?

meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

headlikealamb:

fuck you

headlikealamb:

asktoothless:

izziesworldofizzie:

kathryndec:

bootydestroyer:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show

This and the Fry’s dog episode are only a few episodes apart. Marathoning Futurama is an emotional rollercoaster.

Dont even get me started on the last ever episode

and fuck you

I haven’t watched the last episode yet because I’m not prepared for the feels

Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it — a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good.
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shanellbklyn:

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

There are more actually lol

The Dowager Countess is so me.