tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

brain-food:

Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

apoetreflects:

“We live in a world where there is more and more information, and less and less meaning.”

—Jean Baudrillard, from Simulacra and Simulation (University of Michigan Press, 1995) 

Drag queens on daytime tv. :D

iceageiscoming:

thebrainscoop:

venomouswalrus:

THOSE TEETH! HANDS DOWN COOLEST TEETH!

From Chicago Adventure, Part Three: Little Skeletons

Adaptive evolution is thrilling! Look how specialized! wonderful! crazy! 

Una foca. Una foca mangia-granchi. Una foffosissima foca mangia-granchi.

Duuuuuude

other-wordly:

pronunciation | FEIRN-weyh, with fei as in feint

Killing Us Softly 4, with Ed. D Jean Kilbourne

vneckandacardigan:

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

Epic. Perfect. Thank you.

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes